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Name:Aileen of Asphodel
Website:Wermut
Location:Pennsylvania, United States
Birthdate:1985-03-12
Email:unsterblicher_herbst@chilitech.net
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There is nothing that I could say here, at least nothing that you would believe-- as you might expect, there is more truth in what I do than what I say of myself, but still, what you see is my world; and the world is gone when I close my eyes.

I'm a cynic; a nuerotic; a bisexual; a narcissist; an aetheist; a nihilist (how cliché!); a hedonist, a sadist; a masochist. My favourite band du jour is the German group, Svbway to Sally. I love words, and I will use them to skewer and barbeque anyone foolish enough to abuse language in my presence.

Not everything that I say is true, but that isn't because I'm lying. Everything is real in an imaginary place. And it takes very good eyes indeed, to see what isn't there.

This journal is for my benefit, not yours, meaning that I may discuss myself at length, pine desperately for what I cannot have, dither on about my psycho-sexual preoccupations, and update when ever I feel the need to express myself, even when I'm drunk.

I don't claim to be a nice person, a good person, or a friendly person. In fact, I'm a self-centered, megalomaniacal nymphomaniac (of sorts), with a passion for verbal warfare and debauchery of all kinds. I will occasionally hate people merely for their reminding me of something I find unpleasant. More importantly, if you act like an ass, I shall be happy to treat you like one without a second thought.

I'm not a terribly happy person, (though I try my best to be), on account of my life being unpleasant, which means that I am often angry, unhappy, and even bordering on insane at certain times. I drink cough syrup sometimes, I have a penetration fetish that includes needles, and I do write dire verse. I am not a suburban, middle-class, polyester wrist-scratcher who writes non-rhyming poetry about my uncle and my ugly elbows. I am not being unhappy to impress you, to upset you, to anger you, to amuse you, or to arouse your pity. If you mistake me for such, I shall be sure to make you very unhappy, so I suggest you stay away if you prefer to pretend that only the bored and spoiled are morose.

I do occasionally post links and interesting information, and very often, I post essays, poetry, prose, and rants for the readers' interst and for which I'd appreciate feedback or further discussion. I try to make this an interesting experience for you. Some of my journal is for public consumption, but remember-- it's a journal. Mine. And if I want to spend two hours describing, in precise detail, a dissection I performed on a dead robin I found beside the road, I shall do so.

I maintain this community with [info]sampleh5180:
[info]oracles



I (lazily) maintain these communities:

[info]paraphilia and [info]bibliotheca

The former is dedicated to perversion and things of a blatently sexual nature; the latter is a sort of electronic bookshop cafe, for the discussion of books and literature.



Please Remember: A great deal of my journal is Accessible to Friends Only, for personal reasons. You will be able to read my public journal by simply entering, but there is much that I do keep private; if you're interested, just ask. My journal is private to keep out particular unwanted, non-DeadJournalians, so there's little chance I'll refuse you if you want to be allowed access.




I've created or altered styles for the following users and communities:



[info]queenraveness, in reciprocation for my work on her style, has graciously purchased paid accounts for myself and [info]sampleh5180.




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A Few Last Remarks:

  • You don't need to ask if you'd like to add me to your friends list, but you'll have to let me know if you'd like me to add you back (if I want to do so; I like attractive journals with good grammar and interesting material).
  • I greatly enjoy arguing with anyone worthy of argument, and I greatly enjoy verbally abusing anyone worth verbally abusing. This is a warning-- don't start anything you don't intend to finish. I'll sell you to a neo-Aztec cult if you do, I promise.
  • My pet male, [info]sampleh5180, reads and prunes my e-mail box for me. He's going to read anything that you post to me, most likely, so be forewarned. He doesn't bite, but I like to keep meine kleine sklave happy as possible.
  • I don't have any codes to give away; don't ask. If you want help on your style, I might be willing to help if you ask nicely and I'm not busy.
  • There are no anonymous comments on my journal. If you want to say something obnoxious, by all means, do so...but don't be a coward about it. I warn you, I will not let it slide...see above; I like to fight. On the other hand, if you simply do not have a DJ account, you may e-mail me, or you will have to find another method of communications.

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Aileen of Asphodel
Memories:2 entries
Interests:105: alice's adventures in wonderland, anal sex, anne rice, asphodel, bach, baudelaire, beethoven, bowties, boys in lipgloss, caramel, cemeteries, chubby pasty nerds, clarice starling, collars, cunnilingus, debauchery, der tod, die deutsche sprache, dilating my pupils, domination, draco malfoy, dungeons, e nomine, eating the rude, eels, elizabeth bathory, embalming, erin stong, erzsabet bathori, espionage, evil, fellatio, femslash, final fantasy vii, flammable things, flying penises, forensic pathology, german, giggling like a lunatic, glasses, goethe, hannibal lecter, harry potter, hedonism, hellenistic philosophy, hojo, ice cream, in extremo, lesbians, lestat, licorice, lucifer, madness, malkavians, marcus aurelius, masturbation, men in cosmetics, mozart, needles, nerds, nietzsche, pain, pale blue eyes, pet evil geniuses, phallic symbols, poe, porn, q, rammstein, ray bradbury, red dwarf, russanderin, russell, russell osborn, sabotage, sadists, sample h5-180, sampleh5180, severus snape, silence of the lambs, silver, slash, slaves, slytherin, snakes, sodomy, spiders, star trek, straitjackets, subway to sally, sylvia plath, the torture garden, the undead, thieves in the night, threesomes, toffee candies, transvestism, treachery, vampire: the masquerade, vampires, venus in furs, wagner, werewolves, whips, wormtongue. [Modify yours]
Asylums:None listed
Stalking:
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